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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
etrianodysseyobsession
etrianodysseyobsession

This is cowardly

If the Republicans win in November I’m going back in the closet. Like I’m delaying on my legal name change until after November. I’ll shave my head, regrow my beard, eventually stop HRT. I have kids and a family and I can’t risk their lives too if this is going to get worse.

valquainton

Nothing cowardly here. It takes courage to survive in the face of destructive political forces. Real human strength.

etrianodysseyobsession
ramonaisonline

I rarely see bodies that look like mine represented in art. I take my body everywhere I go, and while I wish it were different, I don’t want to be ashamed of it. My body has changed a lot during my gender transition, and it will continue to change. After spending so many years hating the way I look, I’m learning to be grateful for all my body does for me and I want to celebrate it in a way that I’ve never seen it celebrated before.

These enamel pins are $10 each. 100% of the proceeds goes to Trans Lifeline. Buy them here: http://ramonais.online

Source: ramonaisonline
tinyhatonapumpkin
quasi-normalcy

Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.

broliloquy

Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.

spacehussy

#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny

lilbittydragon

#ultra hot take: The Devil Went Down On Johnny

Source: quasi-normalcy
tinyhatonapumpkin
plume

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

mousathe14

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

zarekthelordofthefries

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

orjustbecauseyoucould

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

idiopathicsmile

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

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