Bauhaus
In the middle of Baustreet
Oh goddammit.
If the Republicans win in November I’m going back in the closet. Like I’m delaying on my legal name change until after November. I’ll shave my head, regrow my beard, eventually stop HRT. I have kids and a family and I can’t risk their lives too if this is going to get worse.
Nothing cowardly here. It takes courage to survive in the face of destructive political forces. Real human strength.
Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.
Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.
I am ready and willing to throw punches. Don’t think I won’t!